The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory memek of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When porn crot I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

bokep Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms crot what most women know porn and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as crot performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts bokep her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile bokeh male ego, crot she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan bokeh than shriek like the bokeh rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by crot two crot researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women bokep were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes porn from porn, memek where loud always bokep equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokeh out their TVs: memek ‘As crot far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if crot you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – memek based on observation of our nearest primate crot cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep porn keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may porn just be bokep the quietest.


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