The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it memek all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the crot chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in memek terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokep In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokep that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they bokep described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms crot the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn crot , crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from memek Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you crot should be doing.’

Well, crot porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, porn crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during memek porn sex – based on observation of porn our nearest primate cousins – bokep was bokep to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then bokep men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may bokeh just porn be the quietest.

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